Nausea/vomiting!
Cramps in my lady parts!
A really weird and intense pain on half of my face that extends from just below my jaw to my brain bits!
That last one doesn't even make sense, but I Googled it and a bunch of people have jawline pain on Clomid. WHY!? What reason could there possibly be? Is jaw pain hormonal? Does making me feel like my brains are going to burst out of my skull somehow prepare my uterus for fertility?
But whatever. I'll take whatever I have to take, because the ol' ovulation kit says today is a flashing smiley face day, and that means that I ovulate soon. So husband and I are having our scheduled sexytimes and hoping to make a baby in this weirdo, symptomatic, drugged-out body of mine. Wish us luck.
'Cuz it's going to take some willpower to down these pills next month if they don't work now.
